Sometimes When I’m In Trouble, I Refer to Myself In The Third Person

My Girlfriend: What the hell is your problem?
Me: Yeah! What the hell is wrong with you Jay? Can’t you tell nothing’s really “something?” Dammit, you can be such an insensitive jerk sometimes. Look asshole, I’m in no mood to talk right now. So why don’t you head down the pub and bother someone else. Ass.

My Boss: Won’t you suppose to have those scripts in by ten?
Me: Oh my god! You can’t be serious! This is the third time this week Jay. What are you? Like, twelve? Can’t you do anything right? Forget it! I’m really not in the right frame of mind to speak with you right now. Go. Just go.

My Mom: Does it hurt to call your Mom once in a while?
Me: You’re turning out to be a real ingrate Jay! You know that don’t you? How busy are you that you can’t spend five minutes to call your Mom? Five minutes. That’s like what? You spent like three freaking hours surfing the Internet for porn just last night. What’s the matter with you son? Click.

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